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Why, hello there
By some miraculous stroke of destiny you landed on this page.
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(it was obviously meant to be).
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Ok, none of that tripe shite - we all know how you got here and destiny has no fucking hand in it at all.
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You subbed to our newsletter and now you're HERE.
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Magical.
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Anyway, what are you thinking right now?
1) What in the fucking shit is this shit?
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3) Please can you stop swearing
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5) You can’t be that professional, all you do is *fucking* swear
(you’re even making me say swear words in my head HOW DARE YOU)
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