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ARE YOU A LURKER?

come to our

cult initation ceremony

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Hello…lurker.

 

You have landed on this page because you are a traitor. You have pushed your feelings for us to the side for far too long.

 

You love us.

You binge us.

You stalk us.

You know exactly what you get if you join.

HELL, YOU KNOW WORD TONIC BETTER THAN US; WORD TONIC.

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You WANT to join Word Tonic.

 

But…you just never do.

​So we are personally extending an invite to come to our CULT INITIATION CEREMONY 

A free online event where you will get to see Word Tonic, behind the scenes.

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An event where you will get to take part in our cult ceremony.

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An event where we will FORCE - I mean, get you to join by the end of the ceremony

 

(or else, we will need to eat your ass as reparations for wasting our time).

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A ceremony of spoken word cunt poetry.

A ceremony where tears and blood will be shed.

So…do you dare?

Do you dare get an invite?

THIS EVENT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. ONLY COME IF YOU ARE A LURKER. When the ritual begins, you will be summoned into our dark, copy‑filled underworld.

 

Are you cunt enough for it?

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