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Copywriting College

(a digital school full of short and long courses on all things copywriting)

So.

You wanna write for a living.

But you're not sure how.

And you're sick of all the DUDE BRO COURSES that are THOUSANDS OF POUNDS and gurantee you'll make £10k in a month and -

ICCCCCCCK.

You're also sick of every boring fucking course out there, ever. You want to learn about copywriting but in a fun and non scary way.

After all, you've never done this before.

This is totally new to you.

All you wanna know is how to get paid to write. We can help with that ;)

with our

'copywriting college'

(did they just say bitch? I never heard a college ever call prospective students a bitch and -)

That’s because we’re not just any college…bitch.

We’re a college full of short courses and BIG courses and coaching programs on only one subject…

COPYWRITING.

That’s it.

That’s literally the syllabus.

Seriously. This is one student’s timetable:

So, get ready.

Bcs you’re about to step foot into a college where courses don’t cost $9,000 and years of debt

You’re about to step foot into a college where you don’t need any qualifications or prior knowledge to get in and understand anything.

(SERIOUSLY. Our founder and principal Dean of bitch studies - Carolyn - never even made it to real-life college. She also can’t say the alphabet properly)

You’re about to step foot into a college where professors are all people YOUR OWN AGE. 21. 22. 23. 26. 27.

Bcs there’s enough courses out there taught by 60 year old Bob the Creative Director:

And Bob might be hot and fuckable, but he’s still old. He was in the industry 30 years ago. He doesn’t understand what it’s like navigating the job market NOW as a young person.

But our professors? They’re young, hot, fuckable and COPYWRITERS RIGHT NOW. And they’re doing cool shit.

We’ve got professors like Maeve Browne who are the literal head writers for brands like Shrek Rave:

And professors like Damaani Burns who’ve written for brands like Spotify + Bumble + Virgin:

If they can do it, you can too.

And their courses are gonna show you how.

And you best believe those courses are gonna do it in the most fun, non-boring, sweary was as possible:

join the cuntiest

online CAMPUS and

enrol in a course today

Prices will rise and spots will get taken fast, so get in ASAP pookie x

THE BECOME A COPYWRITER COURSE

(£399/$394)

The big daddy of the courses. This is an intensive 100+ packed course with lessons on everything you need to break into copywriting. From the basics to portfolios to networking and beyond.

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THE DESIGN FOR DUMMIES COURSE

(£99.99/$135)

NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD AT DESIGN!!! This course is only for people who hate it. Are you one of them? One of the people who don't know how to mock up their spec work to look profesh and decent? This course will show you how. COMES WITH FREE CANVA PRO SUBSCRIPTION!!!!

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THE STACK YOUR

SKILLS COURSE

(£99.99/$135)

Be even HOTTER to employers and increase your chances of getting a gig by learning FOUR TOTALLY NEW MARKETING SKILLS you can add to your repertoire. We're talking DIGITAL ILLUSTRATION. SEO. BUILDING FANDOMS + COMMUNITY.

AND BUISNESS.

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THE SELL YOURSELF (without the ick) COURSE

(£99.99/$135)

You don't wanna be PERCIEVED but you know you have to promote yourself to get gigs as a freelancer. This course will help you do just that- without the ICK. From marketing yourself as a copywriter on LinkedIn to using Insta and TikTok to get clients..you'll learn to be a slut.

AND LIKE IT.

enrol now

or enrol in a three month coaching program with Carolyn