
THIS COURSE WILL TURN
YOU INTO A PROMO SLUT
(and you will like it)

ENROL NOW TO GET £300 OFF DISCOUNT!
Bcs imagine how amazing it would be if BRANDS reached out to you? If they hired you as a copywriter bcs of your online yapping and how brilliantly you marketed yourself?


"i HAD no clue how to sell myself online as a newbie copywriter and this took away all my fear. I have my own solid brand now!"
patrick johns
recognised by leading
marketing publications...

Proof you can trust our cuntiness
(*holds a strawberry lace to your throat*)

DO YOU ~NOT~
WANNA BE PERCEIVED?

Same.
When I was ten, my dad took me to Hampton Court Palace and forced me to take a photo with FAKE HENRY VIII AND some other FAKE Tudor dude.
I wanted to die inside:

I did NOT wanna be perceived. Or seen. HOW EMBARASSING.
And it didn’t change, even when I BECAME A COPYWRITER AND WAS DOING MY WHOLE CAREER GIRL SHIT.

I still didn’t really want anyone to notice me or see me and my writing but…I knew I had to. I had to yap about myself. I had to chat shit on LinkedIn. I had to really believe I was a good copywriter.
And one day, IT SWITCHED. I just started talking and yapping about myself. Being the world’s biggest promo whore.
Now, I have 11,000 followers on LinkedIn:

I’ve built a brand of my own with 26,000 subscribers:

I did it.
AND I WAS THE WORLD’S SHYEST PERSON EVER. Seriously. I couldn’t even pay for my shit at the shop. I had to get friends to do it.
NOW LOOK AT ME. Putting up pictures of myself like THIS on Linkedin and really not caring:

if I can do it, you can too. and this course will show you how
YOUR MODULES
EXPLAINED...
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​Your learning will be broken down
into five main modules, including...

HOW TO BUILD YOUR PERSONAL BRAND
Bcs before you can even talk about yourself and your copywritery skills, you actually need a foundation.
What IS YOUR brand as a copywriter?
In this module, we’ll help you;
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Build your very own tone of voice
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Find your niche/UNIQUE SELLING POINT
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Define your mission (which brands will you work for etc?)
MARKETING YOURSELF ON LINKEDIN
AHHHH, LINKEDIN. The daddy of all social media platforms when it comes to WERK. We know y’all fucking hate this twat but the majority of your FUTURE EMPLOYERS are gonna be on there.
So you kinda have to be active. But don’t worry. We’ll guide you through it all bcs in this module we’ll teach you:
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How to optimise your LinkedIn profile
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How to build a network from nada
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How to create a consistent LinkedIn posting strategy
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What kinds of LinkedIn posts to write (we have a formula!)
OH AND BY THE END OF THIS MODULE YOU WILL LITERALLY HAVE A MONTH’S WORTH OF LINKEDIN CONTENT IDEAS. That is a guarantee xoxo
MARKETING YOURSELF ON INSTAGRAM
BCS LINKEDIN ISN’T THE ONLY THING YOU CAN USE TO YAP ABOUT YOURSELF AS A COPYWRITER.
You can also use Instagram as a way to show off your creativity. It doesn’t even need to be copywriting related. It could be an IG account that shows off your poetry. Or even your BookTok.
It’s what Maeve Brown did. Her Instagram literally landed her job as social media writer at Shrek Rave
(and yes, Maeve will be your instructor!)
By the end of this hot lil module, you’ll learn how to:
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Create Instagram to SHOW OFF your creativity to employers
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What kinds of content to post (bcs…WTF SHOULD you post?)
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Maximise your posts to get the most likes, views + reach.

MARKETING YOURSELF
ON TIKTOK
And finally…we got TIKTOK! Bcs on top of IG AND LinkedIn, you can also use TikTok to show off your copywritery and creativity skills to potential clients.
It’s what Marleena Garris does (now she’s a social media copywriter at a hot agency in Missouri, St Louis
By the end of this module, you’ll learn how to:
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Create a TikTok that also doubles as a copywriting portfolio
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Show your social media skills to clients THROUGH your TikTok account
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Create reels about your skills that get SEEN
MEET YOUR TEACHERS

JENNA STEVENS
Jenna Stevens is a LinkedIn branding expert + consultant who has NAILED the art of MARKETING YOURSELF.
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Girl literally gets 100+ likes on every LinkedIn post she writes (which has gotten her writing gigs at places like Virgin Atlantic!)
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And in this course, she'll be sharing her top posting strategies!

carolyn mcmurray
Carolyn has been a freelance copywriter for eight years and built up a business - from scratch - at 22 years old. With no funding. No support. No degree.
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Inspired to push through and be different from the family of addicts she grew up in, Carolyn has now scaled that business to £250,000+ a year. And she did it all through promoting herself. And if you know Carolyn, she's fucking weird. She promotes herself in the craziest way possible. She swears. She's 100% herself. And she'll be teaching you how to unshackle the bounds of professionalism to find the real you.

maeve browne

Maeve is the lead social writer at Shrek Rave (yes, she gets paid to write memes all day). And girl literally got the job because of her creative Instagram account. She'll show you how to do the same ;)

marleena garris
Marleena is a creative social copywriter at Paradowski Creative, actress and QUEEN OF TIKTOK REELS. She'll be teaching you how to curate a profile that shows off your writing skills (and how to use it as a portfolio for your copywriting- yes, really)

FAQS
How does the course work? Is it just videos?
NOOOOO. It's a mix!
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Every module has text based lessons:

But they also have video lessons - as we know people learn in different ways ;) So this is like a real proper course, bitch!

Is it self-paced? I'm really busy!
Yes! It's 100% self-paced - all video lessons are pre-recorded and there are no set deadlines. You can log in and learn whenever and however you want.
Do I get a certificate upon completion?
Yes, you do ;) And super pretty as well. But we don't want to spoil the surprise!
Do you offer refunds?
Nope! Our instructors put a lot of effort, time and money into these courses and we don't want to undervalue that.
Can I be friends with Cuntalyn?
Maybe. You'll see her in the course. If you don't complete your homework, she will come at you. With force.
Can I chat to other course learners?
Yes! This course comes with one months’ free membership to Word Tonic. So you can access everything in our platform and community Discord for free - for a whole month.
After that free month is up, the monthly subscription will automatically kick in (a bit like Netflix!) But don’t worry - it’s cheap as chips (literally only £19.50/£26 ONCE a month).

With access to our community, you’ll be able to chat to other course learners but also get so many extra complementary resources like:
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Weekly workshops with brands like Pokemon + NASA)
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A feedback channel (get advice on your portfolio + work)
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Weekly briefs to build/update your portfolio
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Creative writing hub (a space to chat to other artists)
So super worth it - but you can leave anytime (you’ll still keep your course dw!)


