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THE WORD TONIC CREATIVE RESIDENCY
A LIVE ONE MONTH COACHING PROGRAM THAT ENDS WITH A JOB OFFER
COPYWRITING COACHING PROGRAMS.
ICKITY ICK UCK.
Usually they’re done by a dude bro charging £1000.
And usually it’s all very ‘10X THIS!’ AND ‘GO TALK TO FIVE CLIENTS YOU FUCKING PUSSY!”
Yeah. No thanks.
This is a live one month CUNTY AND TOTALLY FEMALE LED coaching program where I’ll be talking to you like an actual normal fucking person and not a looksmaxxer (ew x2).
At the end of your 30 days in this program, you'll leave with:
- a PROPER portfolio website (yes, not a Google Drive or Carrd. A WEBSITE!!!)
- Three pieces of REAL BRAND WORK on your folio - not spec
- A sense of direction and be ready to apply for jobs by Dec 1st!
*and yes, at the end of the program we select one person with the best work and offer them a one-off paid freelance gig at Word Tonic*
ONE MONTH
WITH THIS BITCH
Hi, my name’s Carolyn and I’m the founder of Word Tonic 🙂
I’m also a 26 year old copywriter who’s been in the industry for EIGHT YEARS.
So I’ve had lots of time to go through what worked, what didn’t and all the fuck ups I don’t want you to make (pls don’t make them bby).
But also…I’ve been dealt a fucking weird hand in life - and still managed to get into this career.
I quit uni to look after my alcoholic parents (so I don’t have a degree).
I went into escorting to get by.
I did drugs (I’m not shitting you).
I was in a baaaaaad place.
But copywriting changed it all. And I really can’t wait to share some of the unique things I’ve learnt along the way with you.
Bcs I think it’s a lot cooler to learn from someone with a lot of different experiences, than some adschool creative director.
*and yes, I swear a lot. And I’m fucking weird. And I’ll be bringing that energy into my coaching with you.*
HOW DOES THE
PROGRAM WORK?
Think of it as personalised group coaching ;)
You’ll be put into a small, intimate cohort of lovely wannabe copywriters - just like you. All GEN-Z too 🙂
And every week, we’ll be hopping on a live coaching call together where I will mentor you on all things PORTFOLIOS AND COPYWRITING.
WHAT TIMES DO I NEED TO BE AVAILABLE?
You just need to be available once a week ;)
And you can choose one of two times:
EVERY MONDAY 7PM UK TIME/3PM EDT TIME
OR
EVERY FRIDAY 5PM UK TIME/1PM EDT TIME
So, pick a day + time that's best for you!
here's the curriculum
In week 1 of the program, we'll be focusing on poetry and creative writing...the reason you got into copywriting in the first place ;)
Week 2 is all about learning the fundamentals of writing the best headlines ever. Bcs if you can write a great headline, you can write almost ANY type of copywriting.
In week 3, we'll show you how to build a portfolio WEBSITE! And we'll even give you a free 3 month Canva Website Subscription so you don't have to pay to build anything!
During our final week, we'll be going over how to apply to jobs creatively...
AND LOTS AND LOTS OF ACCOUNTABILITY
We might be doing group coaching sessions but I’m also gonna be catching up with you personally every week.
I know some of you bitches struggle REAL hard with accountability so I will be poking you with a stick.
And you will like it.
So on top of all the other stuff, you’ll also get access to my Whatsapp - so I’ll be able to bump you here and there to make sure you’re doing shit.
You can also reach out to me whenever on there; I’m on speed dial for you ;)
I WANT IN…HOW MUCH DOES THIS BITCH COST?
Doors close in less than twelve hours - get in before it's gone (and get an extra TREAT if you do!)
AND LAST MONTH, ANGIE WON THE JOB OFFER AT THE END OF THE PROGRAM
Now, she’s a freelance social media writer for Word Tonic. Getting paid to craft up nifty posts like this...
FAQS
When does the program start?
Training officially starts first week of July but we are enrolling people now so we have time to prep materials. We’ll also be giving you a form to fill in outlining all your goals - so we can send you a personalised roadmap this month ahead of the program start date.
Do I need experience to join? I know fuck all?
Nope! This is made for total newbies. So if you’re sat there thinking….I don’t even know where to begin.
This is for you.
Can I fit this around a job/studies?
Yes! We’ll only be meeting once a week - and all sessions will be recorded. So you can watch them back later if you happen to miss one. But also - you can reach out to me personally whenever you want.
Do I get a certificate at the end of the program?
Yes! You’ll get a certificate - as well as a written letter of recommendation from me and Word Tonic. You can pop this on your resume, as well as your LinkedIn.
And I’m happy to be a reference for any
job you apply for in future if it helps!