come to our free online copywriting event or this topless mushroom will eat your ass.
So, you wanna know WTF copywriting is?
this is copywriting right now.
this weird ominous voice chatting you up in your head, making you say 'poochy poo.'
copywriting is all around you. it is literally like a Greek God. it is so around you that you probably never even knew it existed.
the same way you breathe air, but forget that it's there.
so if you want to find out more about this career and have us force-feed tips down your throat, then come to our event. it's free.
and if you're wondering 'hm is this for me, i don't even know what copywriting really is??'
bruh. that's why we're doing this event.
as long as you like writing
(even writing fanfics about harry styles and donald ass trump)
then you should come x
this is so unprofessional, why would i waste my time????
yes, we swear a lot.
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we also write in lowercase; call the FUCKING POLICE.
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if that offends you, that's cool. we're probably not for you then. just like we weren't for this person who decided to send us a lovely email a couple weeks ago:
but what we will say is this...
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just because you swear doesn't mean you're not professional. this isn't 1930. this is 2025. we've come a long way and expression is different for everyone. we like to swear. we're sweary fucking fucks.
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and if you think that makes Word Tonic an unprofessional organisation; so be it. because we seem to be getting a lot of attention from big brands. and they support us.
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and in case you need a 411 on what we do, Word Tonic is an online learning platform (like duolingo!) that teaches people like you how to write for a living. we're a collective. a community of young copywriters.
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and our purpose through it all? not to change who we are to fit in or be PROFESSIONAL. to show other young people that you can be YOU in your writing. to redefine what writing for a living means
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bcs even though we swear, brands still come on each week to do copywriting masterclasses with our students - brands like nat geo, google, and Marvel​
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Brands are still reaching out to us and setting members of our platform challenges; brands like PUMA
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we're even featured in big marketing publications like AdAge, LBB Online, Creative Lives and D&AD.
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They don't give a shit that we swear - and neither should you. so if you wanna learn how to get started as a copywriter (and the basics) but in a way that's not like a professor with a stick up his ass...
so come or we'll have to let the toad loose to eat your ass
