the vault

Are you shit at design?

Are you a procrastinator?

Are you bad at promoting yourself?

Are you -

WELL.

We have something that will solve all those problems and also make Miriam fall in love with you.

(who is Miriam? Don't ask stupid questions).

IT'S A VAULT.

A pretty pink vault.

Simply lick it.

It will INSTANTLY make you give good interviews and post on LinkedIn in a way that gets you clients and will make you more creative and will make Miriam love you and -

Sadly, just licking things does not amount to any greatness.

(that is unless you're Bonnie Blue).

But this vault IS full of a bunch of resources and certifications and mini courses and big courses that will help you, no matter your goals.

There's something for every budgtit.

(and yes, we meant budgtit, not budget).

And they are all created in classic Word Tonic style.

Meaning you won't get bored of learning.

Meaning you will actually complete shit.

Every mini course and resource you see on this page will be launching in...

MAY

So make sure to go explore any that take your fancy

and REGISTER INTEREST. So you don't miss out.

upcoming courses

THE SEVEN WHIMSIES OF THE WORLD

(a creativity course)

(£179.99/$243)

If you think you're not creative, think fucking again. This course- scrap that...ADVENTURE - will take you on an epic, gorgeous journey to find your deepest, creative self. Through art, doodling, writing, literary maps, MAGIC, childhood, make believe + more.

THE DESIGN FOR DUMMIES COURSE

(£99.99/$135)

NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD AT DESIGN!!! This course is only for people who hate it. Are you one of them? One of the people who don't know how to mock up their spec work to look profesh and decent? This course will show you how. COMES WITH FREE CANVA PRO SUBSCRIPTION!!!!

THE STACK YOUR

SKILLS COURSE

(£99.99/$135)

Be even HOTTER to employers and increase your chances of getting a gig by learning FOUR TOTALLY NEW MARKETING SKILLS you can add to your repertoire. We're talking DIGITAL ILLUSTRATION. SEO. BUILDING FANDOMS + COMMUNITY.

AND BUISNESS.

THE GIVE GOOD

ORAL COURSE

(£99.99/$135)

Not like that ;)

This is a course on how to give good ORAL - in interviews. How to talk with confidence. How to make sure you win THEM over. How to navigate fucking interview questions, esp if you have no experience.

THE SELL YOURSELF (without the ick) COURSE

(£99.99/$135)

You don't wanna be PERCIEVED but you know you have to promote yourself to get gigs as a freelancer. This course will help you do just that- without the ICK. From marketing yourself as a copywriter on LinkedIn to using Insta and TikTok to get clients..you'll learn to be a slut.

AND LIKE IT.

upcoming

coaching programs

The GET SHIT DONE PROGRAM

(£350/$471)

A one month intensive group program where Carolyn will personally kick your ass every SINGLE week. If you're a procrastinator...if you keep putting shit off...if you're in Word Tonic but aren't moving...this will be your kick up the ass. The program is curated around a set of goals (build portfolio, learn the craft, network and apply to jobs).

The SILLY

BITCH PROGRAM

(£350/$471)

A one month group program for anyone who has lost who they are to the world of corporate professional BULLSHIT. Carolyn - the founder of all things fucking weird - will guide you through a process to find your version of SILLY - the deepest part of yourself that you've hidden to try fit in. And how you being YOU can bring you more work than you ever imagined.

WHO IS MIRIAM?

Every course or program you get is guaranteed to also make Miriam fall in love with you. This is a side effect of the vault that you cannot avoid. Meet Miriam below.

(and yes, this is THE MIRIAM who

played PROFESSOR SPROUT in Harry Potter)

(if you don't know who that is, just know...CELEBRITY.)

(and if you don't care about CELEBRITIES, it's a cute old woman saying things like CLITORIS)